Horne, Audrey.

Audrey Horne, everyone.

For the past few days I have been binge watching Twin Peaks...

(like hardcore, and obsessively)

and while watching Twin Peaks I couldn't help but fall in love with Audrey...

she's like a literal femme fatale, especially with her line,

"Well, I'm Audrey Horne, and I get what I want."

dude she's freaking awesome

and her love interests are the bob dot com

(like may i say that i too have the HUGEST crush on special agent Dale Cooper)

ahhhhhh, he just floats my boat

here's my attempt at pretending to be her :')

:') shoutout to my my dad's 1976 Camaro

ALSO since this is the age of instagram i thought it would be fitting to do an Audrey-esque instagram picture :')

PS NO FREAKING OUT THIS WAS NOT A CIGARETTE IT WAS A FOLDED PIECE OF AN OLD CLAIRE'S CREDIT CARD PLACE HOLDER

(proof here : )

ok thanks <3

xoxo

gossip girl

(jk it's alijah)